Another group of turkey leaders have been rounded up and so we can all feel better, according to the alphabet lettered news networks. These turkey leaders are the one’s that have daytime talk shows on the web and on radio. They spout insurrection and radical discussions with many controversial guests. The latest round up group […]
Trump Sending Again
In a sudden brainstorm, Chainsaw has instructed President Trump how he can begin to communicate with his followers now that he has been dumped from all the major texting and messaging programs popular in the country. “Twitter, Facebook, Instagram,… all of them refuse to allow me to speak. But thanks to Chainsaw Chicken and a […]
Ohio State Mixer
Try as he does, Buford Chicken, a freshman, attempts to win the attentions of some typical women attending the campus mixer at Iowa State annex of the local Community College. Maybe he should not have offered her yet another vodka and hot double chocolate drink with mint marshmallows? Hangin’ with Elton […]
Dems Want More
Democrats feel that even the 30,000 armed National Guard troops surrounding Washington D.C. for the Biden inaugural ceremonies on January 20th are not enough. A call has been sent to Maj. Truman ‘Scuffy’ Chicken, brother to Chainsaw Chicken, to fly his Fairchild A-10 Warthog overhead the Capital to ensure a ‘peaceful transition’ when the reins […]
Media Plug Up
Regardless of your position on President vs Congress, Republican vs Democrat, Dogs vs Cats, Left vs Right, Up vs Down, red jelly beans vs black jelly beans, Star Wars vs Star Trek, or like Joe says ‘truth vs facts‘ and so on… You CAN’T make some people obey some other persons views. But they wanna […]
Subtle Techniques of Persuasion
Young Fauntleroy Chicken has been attending instructional classes taught by the woke establishment on how to deal with those that present very controversial and disruptive messages posted in social media spaces, television shows and in this case, expressing a different point of view in the class room. These classes deal with subtle techniques of persuasion […]
I think they’re trying to hide
Would you look at that! Is he hiding or simply thinking he is removing himself from the exchange of ideas? “It’s real nice in here but it’s going to be a dark, dark time coming to our country” he thinks aloud. But who is he? What’s he hiding from? As I have heard it said […]
Stop the Sandwich Wars!
No… Not the South Sandwich Islands off the coast of Argentina. It’s an advertised slaughter! Shame on McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A and the self-proclaimed winner, Popeye’s Famous Fried Cousins. The Batman Movie
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
Alec’s Wing Hold
Chainsaw simply has no tack. He went right up to Mr. Baldwin and asked him about his Spanish wife ‘Hilarious’ and the questions about the authenticity of her claims of being from the Mallorca. Well, Alec took it all wrong (again) and showed Chainsaw his new restraint hold he learned in his Combat Tai bo […]