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Klaatu Barada Nikto

Klaatu Barada Nikto

With all the news cropping up about UFOs and the video information ‘leaking’ to the National media, it’s time that I finally come clean and lay out the facts and truth as I know it. You can laugh, snicker or ignore this ever increasing event but it will be to your detriment. You see, I […]

Chicken-dactyl Called Foo

Chicken-dactyl Called Foo

Tragedy struck the cold case team attempting to reconstruct the 1961 disappearance of Michael Rockefeller. He was the fifth child of Nelson Rockefeller and one of the heirs to the Rockefeller dynasty. All this mystery centered around Papua, New Guinea. Michael was ostensibly going to study the Asmat tribe, because they were some of the […]

Nessy alive and well

Nessy alive and well

Finally I have proof that the Lock Ness Monster, called affectionately ‘Nessy’, is alive and well and gives one heck of a ride. Last week, when I was doing my book tour in Scotland, I took a detour to the ‘Lock’ and dawned my wet suit. I took off swimming with the faint hope of […]

Solway Firth Solved

Solway Firth Solved

This famous photograph referred to as ‘Solway Firth Spaceman‘ is classified as one of the strangest, unsolved mysteries ever photographed. In 1964, in Solway Firth, England, a father took a nice photo of his daughter enjoying a picnic in a field. Just the two of them. They were alone. But when the film was developed, […]

Our Glorious Leader

Our Glorious Leader

Excitement is at a fevered pitch around the ‘Holy Communal Center’ as the 50 chosen wives ready themselves for the largest marriage ever seen in the mountains of Nevada at the ‘Church of the Anointed Chicken’ . Each of these brides have had private interviews with Our Glorious Leader in the past weeks. They have […]

Chicken Regression

Chicken Regression

I have been told many times that I need therapy so I decided to go through it using  regression therapy especially after my neighbor told me about what happened when he did it. Seems the ‘Doctor’ found out that Bob was once  Maximinus Thrax, also known as Maximinus the First, the emperor of Rome from […]

The Swami Knows

The Swami Knows

Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]

Bird Mask Convention

Bird Mask Convention

“Bird Mask Convention!… ATTENTION!… Can  have your ATTENTION?.. Everyone.. PLEASE!.. Thank you… Please be seated or grab a perch or whatever it takes to be comfortable. I want to welcome you to the first annual gathering of the bird mask wearers of America… Ahhhh… Can I get you guys at the food table to not […]

This one scares me!

This one scares me!

Every time I see this guy, I get the chills. You see it too, right? Oh, the shivers run up my spine. It keeps me awake thinking about running into him somewhere. You feel it too, right? They said his name was Owlman and he was born this way. I think the scary part is […]