What did Rosemary actually see? When Roman Polanski was looking for the ideal image Rosemary would see when she finally gazed into the baby’s crib, they wanted something that would generate pure spontaneous fright and astonishment. Day after day they tried to generate the certain look Roman wanted. They tried grotesque and gassly figures of […]
Marvel Studios Negotiating
While the super hero movie industry is still well within the refractory period from their last major release of “End Game”, there is a search for new super heroes to jump in and pump up the genre. (I know, enough with the innuendos) With the luke warn acceptance of “Wanda Vision“, a series that takes […]
Schiff Gets Probed
Not probed by Aliens from outer space but from Federal Agents. ‘FEDS Probe Adam Schiff Dressed like Egyptian at Bizarre “Sacrifice” Parties at Ed Buck’s Meth Mansion.’ Yup! That’s the headline. But Chainsaw said “It was nothing like that at all. We are just Shriner’s. We were having a local Shriner’s annual meeting”, pausing… his […]
New Covid Test
Following the lead from Communist China, the Biden administration and many West and East Coast States are considering implementing the new Anal Covid Test. Imagine the lines? My neighbor from the coop down the road and his wife demonstrated the technical process for this sampling. Seen here, Jane McChicken is about to insert this special […]
Harold & Maude Prequel
You might not know that the movie ‘Harold and Maude” (1971) was a smoldering classic in the eyes of Paramount. So much so that they made what was later to be the first ‘prequel’ before it was considered an option to leverage movies with measured popularity but steaming potential. Now if you know anything about […]
Chainsaw for Cal Gov
This week Chainsaw Chicken announced that he was officially throwing his hat into the ring as a replacement for soon to be recalled California Governor Gavin Newsom. “Tick Tock”is all Chainsaw would say at his presser. When the reporter from CNN challenged Chainsaw’s credentials making him worthy of running the 3rd largest economy in the […]
Help Wanted
Help Wanted: We are growing into a woke company and we are now accepting applications for the position of Regional Organic Media Agitator. Applicants for this entry-level position need to possess the following skills and requirements; Successfully completed bachelor-level accreditation in social awareness Have social media account that we can inspect and quantify the amount […]
Doin’ his bit…
After all the hoopla about shutting down oil and gas production within the USA, Chainsaw decided he would take steps to ‘do his bit’ about energy. He converted his bicycle with a generator integrated into a rear-wheel stand that connects to a battery storage device. “I can peddle for about 6 hours a day and […]
Moose? Why not Mine?
I’m sure you’ve heard about items made from Moose excrement, as well as quail and other critters where they fashion their droppings into other cute or decorative things. I had to ask myself, “Why not do the same?” Now I would like to offer some items made from my poop. Remember, even though a big […]
Gunga Galunga
Who can forget Carl’s story-telling about the time he was a looper for the Dali Lama… “So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do […]