Preparing for the Iditarod Sled Dog Race, an annual dog sled race run in March between Anchorage and Nome, Alaska, Chainsaw trains his three dog team. The race can attract more than 100 participants and their teams of dogs, and mushers to compete together. The current race is about 1100 mile long. The sled is […]
The Lone Chicken
When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Stop the Sandwich Wars!
No… Not the South Sandwich Islands off the coast of Argentina. It’s an advertised slaughter! Shame on McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A and the self-proclaimed winner, Popeye’s Famous Fried Cousins. The Batman Movie
Camp out Postponed
“Guys! We have to change the camp out scheduled for next week weekend” wrote scout master Kenny ‘Chickenhawk’ Chicken posted on his MySpace account. “I have been told to hold off on any group or individual activity with any of you young fledgling scouts”. When Jr. Chicken texted back as to “How come? I was […]
Here it is…
‘Here it is… It’s no big deal’ Those famous lines Bill stated in Caddyshack were memorable and very humorous. But where did they come from? The answer came from an event when Chainsaw was actually a waiter at Woodbush Gentleman’s Club. Woodbush was one of nine shops in a chain of adult stores/clubs/booths throughout the […]
Clint’s a Big Fan
Back in the early 70’s I bumped into Clint at a film reunion for the first movie he received his first screen credit in Hollywood. That;s right! The movie was the “Tarantula” one of 4 movies he did that year along with “Revenge of the Creature”. Anyway, as we were riding the elevator to the […]
Biden wants new secretary
President elect Joe Biden has suggested that his cabinet also include a new secretary position for the Department of Theology. Overseeing lessons preached in all major religions, when they finally are allowed to open because of the Covid threat. His choice will be Aleister Henly Crowley. One of the last members of the Thelema religion. […]
Bush v Gore
October 7th, 2000. The night before the final debate between Vice President Al Gore and George Bush. The training and practice debating was at a fevered pitch. Earlier in the week Gore had been accused in several editorial columns that his performance in the previous debates were ‘wooden and too dispassionate’. Gore began to explore […]
My Own Nuc Sub
While the other kids on my block were building forts from cardboard and blankets, Chickpea Chicken had saved his allowance for weeks and finally purchased his own Polaris Submarine. Floating in our 4 foot by 40 feet above ground pool, the skimmer pump float was used to to provide air to the sub underwater. When […]
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]