It was on a few channels on TV. A formal congressional hearing. Chainsaw Chicken sat at the witness table. Members of the press are visible in the background. It was a serious atmosphere. A little known congressman kept badgering Chainsaw and continued, “Mr. Chainsaw… since you always claim the Fifth, what color is the carpet […]
Reagan said it first
Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]