People keep asking if KFC copied me. I don’t know. But I do know this: I had a chainsaw before KFC put one on a drumstick. Therefore, I invented fried chicken. That’s how patents work. I looked it up. If someone combines two things, the person who had one of the things first automatically owns […]
The 4th Wise Monkey
Class! Eye’s here. please! You will be quizzed on this, so pay attention. Many of you have heard of the ancient Japanese iconography of 3 monkeys demonstrating the examples of what good people should be practicing… ‘Hear no evil’, ‘See no evil’ and ‘Speak no evil’. As this Freudian photo exemplifies, we see 3 Monkey’s, […]