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KFC Payback with Wasabi

KFC Payback with Wasabi

People keep asking if KFC copied me. I don’t know. But I do know this: I had a chainsaw before KFC put one on a drumstick. Therefore, I invented fried chicken. That’s how patents work. I looked it up. If someone combines two things, the person who had one of the things first automatically owns […]

Justice and Equity

Justice and Equity

Justice and Equity. Yes… two of the hot buzz words floating around in school, the media, even in some churches. Finally, I can see how ‘Justice’ and ‘Equity‘ can be applied to my life. Want to know how? Justice, in my case, is the world running out of chicken parts for restaurants and fast food. […]

New Chicken Part Offered

New Chicken Part Offered

Seems KFC (Kentucky Fried Cousins) is offering a new chicken part to customers. Now we need to try to identify it. It has me baffled. It’s not a chicken beak, or chicken feet like those people in Asia seem to like, so what is it? I heard a suggestion that it was the last part […]

KFC Opens in Saigon

KFC Opens in Saigon

As the new franchise opens, there are protests from the first day. There is no fooling the public about the killing and harvesting of these innocent chickens. “Who did they hurt? What harm did they cause?” asked Ramadan Chicken from the Tibetan Ashram near Saigon. These words were murmured shortly before Ramadan immolated himself in […]