Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed.
First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Pilates class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was.
Yet, more things keep changing.
She goes to a beauty salon and comes home with all her tail feathers completely waxed off. ALL OF THEM. She calls it a “Telly Savalas”.
She started wearing these skin-tight thin stretch pants. So thin and so tight I can see the new tattoo she placed on her butt cheek. Yes, that tattoo is another thing.
Then, she came home with those implants to make her rear-end more round and full.
And she’s constantly singing to Cardi B songs about her “parts”
I’m really worried.
I’ve talked to the people who often see her when I am not around. I ask if they have seen these changes.
My neighbor, Tom Chicken, said “I’ve seen nothing at all. Nothing new or different. I don’t have any idea of what you are talking about. I have not seen her for weeks. I have to get back to work”.
The UPS driver and the Amazon delivery guy said the same exact thing. Word for word.
Hmmm…?
My wife did the same thing to me…
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