Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed.
First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Palatines class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was.
Yet, more things keep changing.
She goes to a beauty salon and comes home with all her tail feathers completely waxed off. ALL OF THEM. She calls it a “Telly Savalas”.
She started wearing these skin-tight thin stretch pants. So thin and so tight I can see the new tattoo she placed on her butt cheek. Yes, that tattoo is another thing.
Then, she came home with those implants to make her rear-end more round and full.
And she’s constantly singing to Cardi B songs about her “parts”
I’m really worried.
I’ve talked to the people who often see her when I am not around. I ask if they have seen these changes.
My neighbor, Tom Chicken, said “I’ve seen nothing at all. Nothing new or different. I don’t have any idea of what you are talking about. I have not seen her for weeks. I have to get back to work”.
The UPS driver and the Amazon delivery guy said the same exact thing. Word for word.