“Look up to see what’s coming down”. A famous expression put to music by Carlos Santana in 1972. Nearly 50 years later, let’s ask the same question. “What’s coming down?” Gasoline? No… Taxes? Oh no… Food? Cost of Living? Home values? Car prices? UFO sightings? Hahahaha.. You’re kidding, right? Okay, Okay… Look, It’s like this, […]
Who’s in the Go-Go boots?
I was helping Grand dad Chicken clean out his room and pack things up as we decided to take him to the ‘home’ for more care than we can give him. “Have you got all your desk draws empty?” I asked Grand dad. “I think so”, he said. I pulled the draw out and there […]
Get BeliefFactor for pain
Hi friends! Boone Chicken here. You see this site from my cousin Chainsaw? We lovingly refer to it as Belief Factor. A Belief factor of what is real and eye opening. I view it every day. If you’re in pain right now from the garbage on other sites, you have a choice to make. You […]
California to NY
Since Chainsaw announced his intentions to replace Newsom as Governor of California, everybody and their neighbor have signed up as well. From transsexuals to talk show hosts, the field suddenly became rather crowded and Chainsaw soon realized that he had not caught the eye of the voting electorate or the mega press. Then a wonderful […]
We LOVE Him
It was bound to happen. I guess it was inevitable. These nuts come out of the woodwork and try to claim their 15 mins of fame latching on to someone who is highly respectable, noteworthy and adored by others in a drastic attempt to get their attention. But this guy lowers the bar to an […]
Chick Kopi Luwak
Have you heard of Kopi Luwak coffee? Sure you have. It’s the coffee beans that originated in a coffee berry that monkeys and critters eat, then they poop in out. The beans are harvested from their excrement, washed and sold for as much as $1600 a pound. Well, Chainsaw Chicken saw an opportunity just waiting […]
We play Gov and Assistant
Mrs. Chicken and I need to thank you, Governor Cuomo. You have brought something special into our marriage without you even knowing us. Last week I was sitting on the couch with Mrs. Chicken when she put her arm around my shoulders. I told her “that was no way to treat the Governor of this […]
Suck it up!
As we continually keep being reminded, equity is universal. We need to have equity! Remember, we all need to have equity. But also remember, some of us have more equity in things than others. Get used to it. “You can’t let all of us have the same equity. When you look at all the homes […]
More Infringement
Another ‘compliment’ to the name of Chainsaw Chicken. In fact, they stole the name from a famous t-shirt we offered first back in 2017 and again in an entry on this site in 2019. I can’t tell you how ‘thrilled’ I am about this punk rock band choosing to ignore copyright law just so they […]
I can do it better, Hunter!
“I am asking $2 Million for this one. I put a lot of work on this piece. Look at the technique! The media! I’m not blowing spit through a straw. This is paint! And look, I’m using a chicken foot for a brush!” proclaimed by my cousin Vincent Van Chick. “I’ve messaged Miss Kamakazi… no… […]