Get your FAKE chicken!Fake Chicken? Yes… Chicken made from plant protein. MMmm mm Good!

It’s so good, Chainsaw has dedicated all his free time to promote the alternative of using fake chicken rather than slaughtering his family members.

” We have to do something about the systematic extermination of all those that look like me. Next we have to try to dissuade the public of eating Chicken wings when the Super Bowl is on. It’s just small steps but we need to do something!”



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