the-mrs-had-a-tough-nightI’m speaking to the husbands in this editorial.

Ever had the li’l lady tell you she was going to go out for a drink or two with friends from work? One of the ‘girls’ is going threw some tough times

Oh yes… Sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? Her and a couple of female friends from work, sipping Mai-tai’s and Singapore Slings at the Chippendale club or watching ‘the dancing bear’ at some ladies only place.

I put up with it because she usually comes home with her pilot light re-lite. However, this time she came home with a gizzard full of some sickly sweet substances.

She was there, praying to the porcelain gods for hours. I just left her there.

All she could say was ‘this feels soooo smooth and cool’.