Recently, Microsoft used the opening of their annual online presentation of ‘ignite” to exemplify their awareness of their own cultural robbery of the land their campus is located on, then they tried to address the social awareness by setting the standards and giving a descriptions to all whom may be watching.
Chainsaw wanted to do the same, at least in this posting. So let’s give it a try.
“Welcome to Chainsaw Chicken. First, like what Microsoft did in their webcast, we would like to acknowledge that our business, Chainsaw Chicken Limited, Ltd, is on land that once belonged to others. These cultures, in newest to oldest order was Mexico, who lost ownership in the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, officially titled the ‘Treaty of Peace, Friendship, Limits and Settlement’ between the United States of America and the Mexican Republic.
“Before that, it was owned by Russia, who took it from the British, who took it from France, who took it from the Portuguese, who took it from Paulapuppa Indians, who took it from Ideanna Indians, who took it from the Clamto Tribe, who where given the land from benevolent Space Aliens that landed that developed the society and genetically altered the entire local population of cave dwelling unstructured and non-communal early man…
“We thank you!
“Hello, Hi, my name is Chainsaw Chicken. I am an adult, Caucasian, yellow feathered chicken. In case you are visually impaired, am not wearing a shirt and our logo is tattooed on my left shoulder. If you could see, you would notice that I have long flowing red hair and I am strikingly beautiful.
“My pronouns are ‘Hey you’ and C’mon man’.
“MY sexual preferences are in flux and I am standing in front of you, facing you.”