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And then, Cisgender

And then, Cisgender

And then I got another message from my doctor. This time it was something called cisgender. Oh no. Not CISGENDER! Anything but THAT! But what is it? I quickly ordered the latest edition on woke-ism from Amazon, and with my Prime account I got it within 2 weeks. I immediately opened up to the “S” […]

Intersectionality Test

Intersectionality Test

Woke affliction number 2; Then, the same doctor that said I had acquired impostor syndrome, sent me another message on his private medical site with results of some of my other tests. He said, “Intersectionality is an analytical framework for understanding how aspects of a person’s social and political identities combine to create different modes […]

I Got Impostor Syndrome

I Got Impostor Syndrome

My first woke aliment: The diagnosis is in. I have a case of the most diagnosed social behavioral condition identified in the last year. The dreaded Impostor syndrome. My doctor sent me a message on his private client website saying the following: “Impostor syndrome is a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, […]

Happy Mom’s Day!

Happy Mom’s Day!

Today we celebrate Mom’s everywhere. We collectively all celebrate the concept of ‘mothers’ and how we appreciate all their care, attention and loving in our lives. My mother is no exception. Sure, there are some mothers that may have been more care-givers, maybe more understanding, but none that were more affected by the results of […]

Defending My Title

Defending My Title

Last week, Chainsaw Chicken successfully defended his North American Pickleball Championship title at the event named for him at the courts in the Pickleball Mega-center located in Hollywood Park, Florida. In this tournament, Chainsaw faced three different regional champs in a best of five play. A commemorative patch has been awarded to all participants in […]

Baron von Chickthofen

Baron von Chickthofen

With the death of Manfred von Richthofen, known to the world as “The Red Baron”, Germany needed another hero.  The shame of the ‘Red Baron’ being downed by some comic strip dog named ‘Snoopy’ flying his doghouse killing our best pilot and the world universally accepting this obvious propaganda plot required a desperate response. In […]

Ridin’ that Train

Ridin’ that Train

Many have heard the faithful tale of when, on April 30th, in 1900, at Vaughan, Mississippi, Casey Jones died while trying to slow down his train that crashed into another train, killing him but saving his passengers. Songs where sung and stories where told glorifying is exploits. Ever wonder who was the engineer on the […]

Lou with Chicken Warrior

Lou with Chicken Warrior

Warrior Chicken is the name of a famous character from the era of the late ’70’s. His growing fan base was simply amazing. As the series “The Incredible Hulk” was beginning to really see sagging viewership, it was suggested by Bill Bixby that “maybe the hulk could join forces with Warrior Chicken in some crossover […]

Spare the Rod…

Spare the Rod…

Spare the Rod…Spoil the child! That’s what Chainsaw’s step-father used to say at every opportunity he had to discipline me. Sure, there may have been things that Chainsaw did as a adolescent with a inquisitive nature. Generally  behaviors like “Will this carpet burn if I use an iron on high and let it rest for […]

Reagan said it first

Reagan said it first

Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]