“You Stupid Son of a Bitch!” roared from the lectern, the President pointing his index finger aiming at Chainsaw Chicken.
Chainsaw froze in position instead of leaving the press briefing. He slowly turned to face the President seeing who he was speaking to. Biden’s finger remained twitching at him. “Me?? Me, Mr. President?” Chainsaw meekly inquired back, also saying, “Why do you say that?”
Angrily, the President continued… “C’mon Man! You’re a dog faced pony soldier!” his finger now punctuating each syllable as he spoke adding, “I’d challenge you to a pushup contest if someone would help me up.”
The small George Soros creature known as Darth Chicken mumbled coaching phrases while standing almost off camera. “Tell him! Give it to him, Joe!”
Chainsaw raised his arm and pointed his hand to his chest. “Are you speaking about me, Mr. President?”
“I wish I could take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of you. I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life” Biden started sputtering seeming to lose his focus towards Chainsaw and refocusing on his own memories. “I was a truck driver before I was arrested for protesting against civil rights, I mean for… FOR civil rights. I would never stand for the way that you attack President Harris. Calling her “Camel La”. It’s Carmel, or is it Caramel… I like either one on my ice cream sundae… I sometimes just call her Butterscotch”… his hand finally beginning to lower, then suddenly raising up again. “We’ve been married now for years. I met her on my daily rides, One-way on the ol’ Amtrak on my way to the White House. She…. she was always there, taking my ticket, selling me a cup of noodles and a zagnut bar.” Biden’s speech began to slow and slur some. He began to actually wilt from behind the stand. “But Jill never would…(unintelligible words…. again and again) but she sure knew how…Hahahaha”.
The Soros creature, Darth Chicken, began to work some badly needed controls as Biden folded his hands and rested his chin on them.
Suddenly, assistant press secretaries emerged shouting “Okay, That’s all folks… There we go… Out the door… See you tomorrow… We’ll keep you informed.. Please disregard the last session… There was an audio problem… The president couldn’t understand the questions… Okay, out the door…”.
A White house staffer reached out to Chainsaw and told him that the President would like to have a private call with him later on today to ‘clear the air’. Please leave your number with Ms Psaki.”
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Good humor. Lucky me I reach on your website by accident, I bookmarked it, you stupid son of a bitch!
I remember when Chainsaw’s mother used to call him that when we were in High School.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT?
Say what you will, but Chainsaw says the things we all think. He has the guts to point it out and make it funny.
Dear Mr. Chainsaw-
I am sooo proud of you to have taken such undeserved verbal abuse. Obviously you are a chicken with a heart… oops, maybe that was Bill Cosby. Anyhow, beware of Darth Chicken as he continues to scratch up the barnyard and muddle the waters. These are treasonous times. Please accept this praise and adulation for you are indeed a rooster among cocks.