Class! Eye’s here. please! You will be quizzed on this, so pay attention. Many of you have heard of the ancient Japanese iconography of 3 monkeys demonstrating the examples of what good people should be practicing… ‘Hear no evil’, ‘See no evil’ and ‘Speak no evil’. As this Freudian photo exemplifies, we see 3 Monkey’s, […]
Looking for Love
As it turns out, Cupid was the ancient Roman god of love and counterpart to the Greek god Eros. According to mythology, Cupid was one of the sons of Mercury, the winged messenger of the gods, and Venus, the goddess of love. He was often portrayed as a baby with wings carrying a bow and […]
Super Bowl Initiation
When I saw the half-time at the 2021 Super Bowl, I got chills. My body began to shake and shutter. I was instantly taken back to my P.E. class in the 7th grade. Oh… I feel nauseous! I remember it like it was the day before yesterday! My P.E. class was a mix of 7th, […]
In Mourning
Again, no one seems to care. Where are the Hollywood celebrities? The Telethons? The donation web sites? The Justice Department, even PETA or the ASPCA? I’ve given up on the Southern Poverty Law School, for obvious reasons. Millions upon millions of my fellow chickens have sacrificed their wings for this commercialize cultural event. As we […]
Replacing Newsom
After his announcement of offering to replace the soon to be recalled Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, Chainsaw Chicken faced the press who wanted to ask him about the reasons he is running. “Why are you running?” asked a reporter from the Times. Chainsaw answered ““I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to […]
Not DC or Marvel
CNN HEROS… A name that will live on in infamy. We’re not talking about D.C. or Marvel, we’re talking about CNN! And now, Brian Stelter has apparently joined the team to fight injustice and wrong-doers everywhere (within the United States). With his powers of observing and identifying those that spread rumors and unsubstantiated trues, I […]
Rosemary’s REAL Baby
What did Rosemary actually see? When Roman Polanski was looking for the ideal image Rosemary would see when she finally gazed into the baby’s crib, they wanted something that would generate pure spontaneous fright and astonishment. Day after day they tried to generate the certain look Roman wanted. They tried grotesque and gassly figures of […]
Marvel Studios Negotiating
While the super hero movie industry is still well within the refractory period from their last major release of “End Game”, there is a search for new super heroes to jump in and pump up the genre. (I know, enough with the innuendos) With the luke warn acceptance of “Wanda Vision“, a series that takes […]
Harold & Maude Prequel
You might not know that the movie ‘Harold and Maude” (1971) was a smoldering classic in the eyes of Paramount. So much so that they made what was later to be the first ‘prequel’ before it was considered an option to leverage movies with measured popularity but steaming potential. Now if you know anything about […]
Gunga Galunga
Who can forget Carl’s story-telling about the time he was a looper for the Dali Lama… “So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do […]