你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
Alec’s Wing Hold
Chainsaw simply has no tack. He went right up to Mr. Baldwin and asked him about his Spanish wife ‘Hilarious’ and the questions about the authenticity of her claims of being from the Mallorca. Well, Alec took it all wrong (again) and showed Chainsaw his new restraint hold he learned in his Combat Tai bo […]
Mandalorian Replacement
With the massive interest in the “baby yoda” character from the popular Star Wars spin-off, “The Mandalorian”, production of Season 3 was halted when an injunction was filed again Disney by the trustees of the muppet creators, Frank Oz Trust Corp because of alleged copyright infringement. Their point in the suit is that “Star Wars/Disney […]
Marshall Lucky Used Cars
Marshal Chic Lucky here for New Deal used cars. Where we’re battling inflation not only by fighting high prices not only by murdering high prices but by blowing the living cluck out of high prices! Yes sir! You heard me right. Now here’s an example,,, Let’s say you are looking for a 1973 Cadillac Coupe […]
G’ma’s Photo Album
Watching all those family get together commercials kinda got me reminiscing. So I drove over to Grandma ‘Bubbles’ Chicken home and sat her down on the couch. “Dear Grandma Bubbles” I said, “I want to just chat with you about your life, before Gramps, say back in high school. Can we take a stroll down […]
Listen to me, Kid!
“Shut up and listen!” shouted Mortimer Chickmeier. “Get that cowboy crap out of your head”. “Yeah, but Morti, I mean,… ah, what about ‘Cheyenne’, ‘Sugarfoot’, ‘Maverick’, ‘Wagon Train’, ‘Colt .45’, ‘Wyatt Earp’, ‘Wanted – Dead or Alive’, ‘Bonanza’, ‘The Rifleman’, ‘Laramie’, ‘The Big Valley’, ‘Have Gun will Travel’ and then there’s ‘Gun Smoke’. They’ve been […]
Chickenator
In a new move to revitalize the creative ideas in the film industry, rather than simply remaking older successful movies (now days called a reboot), a new treatment is getting attention. Chainsaw Chicken is proposing blending two characters of movie fame. In this case, it is Conan the Barbarian with the Terminator, an indestructible cyborg-assassin. […]
New Avatar Movies
The filming is continuing on the three sequel movies from the blockbuster original “Avatar“. Chainsaw Chicken has been selected to replaced Sam Worthington to help hold down the $Billions of dollars being spent on primary cast members. “Chainsaw Chicken works for ‘chicken feed’ compared to “Sammy” boast James Cameron. He continued…”I mean, a buck is […]
Before Big Bird…
First it was Big Chicken before Big Bird. Big Chicken was an original character on the children’s television show, Sesame Street. Officially performed by Chainsaw Chicken since 1969. He is an 6-foot two-inch tall, bright primrose-yellow chicken that children were fascinated by. He can roller skate, ice skate, dance, sing, write poetry, draw, and even […]
Chainsaw Chicken Cartoons
The secret is finally out. No more whispers in the coop, no more scribbled contracts on cocktail napkins at Comic-Con. It’s official: my new cartoon series is coming, and the target couldn’t be bigger. Forget the endless reign of The Simpsons. Forget Bart’s spiky hair and Lisa’s saxophone solos. Their thirty-year squat on the throne […]