In a new move to revitalize the creative ideas in the film industry, rather than simply remaking older successful movies (now days called a reboot), a new treatment is getting attention. Chainsaw Chicken is proposing blending two characters of movie fame. In this case, it is Conan the Barbarian with the Terminator, an indestructible cyborg-assassin. […]
New Avatar Movies
The filming is continuing on the three sequel movies from the blockbuster original “Avatar“. Chainsaw Chicken has been selected to replaced Sam Worthington to help hold down the $Billions of dollars being spent on primary cast members. “Chainsaw Chicken works for ‘chicken feed’ compared to “Sammy” boast James Cameron. He continued…”I mean, a buck is […]
Before Big Bird…
First it was Big Chicken before Big Bird. Big Chicken was an original character on the children’s television show, Sesame Street. Officially performed by Chainsaw Chicken since 1969. He is an 6-foot two-inch tall, bright primrose-yellow chicken that children were fascinated by. He can roller skate, ice skate, dance, sing, write poetry, draw, and even […]
Chainsaw Chicken Cartoons
The secret is finally out. No more whispers in the coop, no more scribbled contracts on cocktail napkins at Comic-Con. It’s official: my new cartoon series is coming, and the target couldn’t be bigger. Forget the endless reign of The Simpsons. Forget Bart’s spiky hair and Lisa’s saxophone solos. Their thirty-year squat on the throne […]
Bill Cosby Arrives in Court
Bill Cosby surrendered himself today on a variety of allegations related to sexual charges leveled at him. The new District Attorney for that county only days before the statute of limitation would expire. Seen here is Mr. Cosby escorted by his two attorneys, Ms Gloria Bigalooser and the lead attorney ‘Roofie‘ Chicken. “We have no […]
Want some candy?
I really don’t know what to say about this image. Chainsaw Chicken is an upstanding citizen and simply enjoys the company of children. STRANGER DANGER! Get your FAKE chicken!
Empty My Gizzard
Okay, okay… I know! Not my best picture, but I went to Six Flags and all I came home with was an empty gizzard and this photo. The others in the car came home with a little more. Like that expression, ‘My parents went on vacation and all I got was this shirt’ was changed […]
Texas Chainsaw Chicken Massacre
All the movies about “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” were based on actual acts by Chainsaw Chicken called the Chainsaw Chicken Massacre. His therapy treatment was successful and the threat to the general population has been greatly reduced now that he is on parole and being forced to participate in chemical treatments. Reeducation […]
Eddie’s Security
Comedian and first-rate actor Eddie Murphy sits calmly next to Chainsaw Chicken who is like a coiled spring ready to lash out, pretending to be sleeping for 8 to 12 hours a day, luring assailants, then putting himself between Eddie and any unforeseen trouble. Stress is always high because of Mr. Murphy’s ever increasing popularity. […]
‘Eyes Wide Shut’
When Stanley Kubrick was scouting for the occult ritual enjoyed by the rich dedicated sycophants, he and his scouting team where allowed to observe a private rite where the leader of this cult would select compliant and willing members to roam within the mist of the incense and noxious fumes. The list of members attending, […]