Starlet Gina Lollobrigida as she became a world wide sensation. Her sexy pout you see here was a special act Chainsaw Coached her to use. As time went on they later became engaged and it went all the way to the that final day at the alter but when Chainsaw Chicken learned that she had […]
Yuckin’ it up with Chevy
Originally cast as Judge Elihu Smails, Chainsaw Chicken had a very open and progressive bond and ‘bromance’ with Chevy Chase. It was Chainsaw’s idea to do ‘Groundhog Day’ and he brought it to Chevy but Chevy passed on it in order to do his ill-fated talk show. Bill Murry then accepted the part and the […]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Chicken
This is a covert photo of Chainsaw Chicken and Marilyn Monroe in a private room after she gave President Kennedy her now famous ‘cat-call’ birthday rendition of the children classic song, which she sang at his birthday party in 1961. Later, she was disappointed to learn how roosters approach love-making in an entirely different way […]
BREAKING NEWS
This Just In… In a stunning situation reversal, porn has-been Stormy Daniels is denying the reports that she would not accept $130 to have a one-night stand with history revisionist Chainsaw Chicken. Details remain blurry but Chainsaw Chicken’s attorney, Cluck Bones, had his office, home and coop raided by authorities to try to link this […]
G.O.T. Has Open Call
HBO announced that the filming of the next season of ‘Game of Thrones‘ with be done with a twist. This season there will be an open call for new characters to add to the ongoing story line. So get your theme and costume ready! Appear at the HBO studios, make your impression with the producers […]
Enter the Chicken
Bruce Lee’s breakout international hit “Enter the Dragon” was originally the story of a young-adult Chainsaw Chicken as he perfected his martial art style of ‘The Drunken Chicken’. This fighting style began at ‘Suzi’s Fortune Cookie and Spirits’ in Omaha, Nebraska in 1981. Chainsaw’s style and acting talents coupled with the ritual of two parts […]
Breaking News on John!
Chainsaw Chicken scoops again. Here is a first that others have whispered about for years. This is an unaltered photo of John Travolta in a somewhat embarrassing moment. Chainsaw Chicken is at a loss for words except “Mista Kotta …Mista Kotta … It’s me! Vinny Barbarino… Up ya nose with a rubba hose.” […]
It’s WAR!
Back in 1980 Chainsaw paid good money to have him ‘rubbed out’. Colonel Harland David Sanders, founder of that franchise of horror, Kentucky Fried Cousins or also known as KFC was an evil monster of a man that took pride in the way he would slaughter innocents. “He was the Ed Gein of the restaurant […]
With Batman & Spock
“Holy Snare Drum! It’s Mr.Spock and Batman”… and they have both worked their way on stage as my band from 1965 called “The Feather Dusters” takes a break during a live recording at the famous ‘Whisky A Go Go’ in West Hollywood. Adam West’s TV show ‘Batman’ was showing twice a week with sky-high ratings. […]
New Bond Movie Release
Watch for Chainsaw Chicken in the parade scene in the new James Bond movie ‘Spectre’. He even received a close-up. Mrs. Chicken was up for a Bond Girl part but refused to “Loose da featha’s, sweetee”. 007’s DB-5 Is Back