Colin Kaepernick, I have a message too… Much like Colin’s message, only different. It is as follows: “Believe Anything. Even if it means sacrificing something.” Chainsaw Chicken Peeps
Google Self-Driving Car
Chainsaw Chicken was selected as an honorary member to receive the new Google Self-Driving car. “It was such a surprise to open the front door and see this parked in front of my coop. I simply don’t have a way to express my thanks. I guess this means I don’t need to go through the […]
More Yearbook Trouble
Going back into someone’s past has become quiet fashionable within the media. Chainsaw Chicken is not immune to this practice so he has released his yearbook photo page from his 6th year at Whatsamatta University. Chainsaw stated “I have never seen this yearbook until the press pointed out this page. I have ordered a copy […]
Bucket of MURDERER
This painfully despicable killer thinks he has received the better end of a deal by demanding a bucket of KFC (Kentucky Fried Cousins) and some decadent ice cream. He thinks will that wash away his guilt. How killing my friends and family members and serving them up to this extreme felon can in any way […]
June is ‘PRIDE’ Month
Do you really think they’re too short? I like them! I am proud to represent a group that is less than two percent of the population and make everyone act as those we are the majority. I’m Now on a Stamp
Star Trek Type History
As a youngster, Chainsaw’s father, Chester Rutherford Chicken wanted to join the navy. All he ever thought about was ships and the great sea stories he was told as a child or had read in books. He volunteered for the Pee-Wee Junior Naval Auxiliary Inland Seaman’s Corp at the age of seven. He was issued […]
Caitlyn and Chainsaw Play
Now that the public is aware of Caitlyn Jenner and Chainsaw Chicken’s romance, they have been seen together. This time with a ‘twist’. Chainsaw Chicken decided to go out clubbing with Caitlyn in DRAG. As an editor to this site, words escape me…
Caitlyn is His Girl
Word leaked out today that Chainsaw Chicken and Caitlyn Jenner are involved in a “special” connection that has been brooding since her change from Bruce to her current identity. There has been no formal announcement as to the actual disposition of this union. When contacted, there was no reply from the Jenner representatives. The only […]
Facebook Had to PAY ME!
How about that! Facebook agreed to pay me! Granted, it was only $15, but still. But my shadow ban continues. My Own Nuc Sub
Shipping Out -Stood Up
There was a photograph taken and printed in the local paper of our neighbor, Buck Cluck, when he was shipping out from the port of Tuscaloosa where he shipped out to fight the Fascist regimes of the Axis Power in June of 1943. He was able to find a porthole and worked his head out […]