There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, am not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real? Just who do they think has created this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable? […]
B.O.L.O. Alert!
Authorities are asking for the community’s assistance in identifying and aiding in the apprehension of this individual. So this ‘Be On the Look Out’ warning will help. “Information has come to our attention that he may have been involved in some criminal activities earlier this month” stated chief of operations. When questioned by the reporters […]
Cannibals Ate My Uncle, too
The world was horrified when President Biden announced that his uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals! The question swirls around… “Was he a soccer player crashed in the Andres?”. “Did he meet with Hannibal Lector?”. Was he part of crew with journalist Henry Stanley locating the missing missionary David Livingstone in deepest, darkest Africa […]
Serial Killer Still Killing
When you think of the most notorious slaughter crimes in the U.S, you think of the Black Dalia Murder, Leopold and Lobe, The Zodiac Killer, Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein. But now there’s a new killer on the list. The Chicken Plucker Murderer! Another victim was found with the same usual M O . Just […]
Chinese Spy Balloon Handled
Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]
Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested
After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]
My Metaverse
Welcome to my metaverse. I am the supreme leader here. I control everything. I control how you feel. I am the one that gives pleasure to you and ultimately, to myself. There is nothing in my metaverse that I don’t totally influence, inhibit, accept or reject. In my metaverse you exist at my choice. You […]
Fake Abduction
UFO’s are now called Unidentified Aerial Phenomena or UAP’s. There has been a drastic increase in their sightings. So many videos have surfaced from military jets chasing after these strangers from outer space. But have you heard of the more chilling news about abductions? Literally dozens of people around the United States have been reported […]
Dog Attacks Family
It seems that tragedy is always standing arms length from the Chainsaw Chicken family. Last weekend was no exception. As the family enjoyed a simple picnic at a local park, little did they know that a paralyzing event was about to happen. As the family enjoyed their pickle loaf sandwiches and basked in the warm […]
Ex-Storm Trooper
Boy did I step in it! In the last few months Disney had waived some of their hiring standards and I got a gig being a Storm Trooper at the Star Wars ride. We had to learn to march and practice different formations. I was actually doing a pretty good job with it. I really […]