I am so disappointed! My invitation to Barrack’s 60th birthday bash did not arrive in time for me to attend! It would have been nice if they would have put some actual postage on the damn envelope! Here I am, getting this on the day of his party. I was all prepared with a gift […]
Hard Scrabble Joey
My daddy once lost his job and when he came home, thew his lunch box on the kitchen table and said “Joey…” (I don’t know why he called me Joey, my name is Chainsaw), “I mean… Look, I’m not kidding, really…” His conversation dwindled off…. “Yes Dad? What?” I asked. He suddenly sprang to life […]
Mech-Chicken 2021
Chainsaw Chicken was happy to take possession of a new prototype Artificial Intelligence equipped robot from MIT. The A.I. department has dubbed it “Mech-Chicken”. Mrs. Chicken, was visibly pleased saying, “Oh my word:. Do I have plans for you!” Transhumanism for me!
Sacrifice event
I found this photo in the back room at the community hall where I sometimes visit. There it was. It was all framed and hanging on the wall but obscured behind a bookshelf.. I took it down and went to the Grand Poobah to find out what it was from. “Your Majesty, Chainsaw requests […]
So what… I slipped!
Did you see this on NBC’s coverage of the 2020/2021 summer 0lympics? Probably not. Let me recap it for you. The scene opens with a morning shot of Mt. Fuji overlooking the Olympic village. Then dissolves to the view of the platform driving structures. “Hello Everyone! Ralph Murdock here. We take you to the 7 […]
Woke Olympic Event
Each cycle of Olympic games brings a new series of events that reflects trends, positions, and demands that corporate sponsors want to add to broaden the total events. This year, the highly anticipated event was added to the floor exercises under gymnastics. It is the Trans-Bisexual-Crossdressing Exhibition LGBTQ-xyz Drama brought to life on the gymnastic […]
Olympic Chicktopian
At the last minute, the International Olympic Community, IOC, has accepted the sports group called Chicktopia. This group is an organization of fellow relatives of Chainsaw Chicken. Watch for their members participating in gymnastics, diving, track and field and other events. “We owe the pressure on the IOC from Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Biden. With out […]
Is it a compliment?
Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]
“Eat it, Jeff” launch ready
Doesn’t everyone have their own rocket ship, like Richard Branson, Jeff Bazos and myself? If you find that you don’t have your own rocket and you have a overwhelming desire to go to space, you don’t have to pay half a million for a seat. Not near that amount. Only $999.95 or $19 dollars a […]
Crime Out of Control
Crime is out of control. Look at the latest tragedy. One of my dear sweet cousins joined the ranks of the cult-like, ritualistic slaughter of chicken for this summer. My cousin was so consumed by the heat of the flames that all distinguishing traits were destroyed. We can’t even tell the sex. “This will probably […]