I’m sure you’ve seen the billboards and late night TV commercials for the New Psychic Network. Chainsaw launched a new enterprise this year because of all the unpredictable things happening to everyone. Now, you can give Chainsaw a visit to put those important matters to rest. You can walk away confidently knowing you have all […]
Pre-Havana Syndrome
Chainsaw was suffering from a typical headache. He had them most of his life. As he leaned back in his easy chair and tried to relax, his thoughts went back to that old black and white T.V. commercial for Anacin Aspirin. He remembered watching them as a kid always seeing it while watching “Voyage to […]
Rescue Fortune Cookie
Have you seen this on the news? A rash of fortune cookies with a distressing message hidden inside. Hundreds of Chinese restaurants have tried to explain to their customers that this message must be some kind of joke. But the International Human Rights Commission thinks that it’s no joke. “When a customer at a restaurant […]
Like my Christmas lights?
Hey! How they hangin’? I’m talkin’ about my Christmas lights? They look so much better with the lights off inside my house. I kinda like the inside lights off at night. I can watch the neighbors house or the people strolling down the sidewalk. It’s as though I am invisible. They might be creeped out […]
Nick-Chick Steps UP
In this Christmas season, My cousin, Nicolis Chicken steps up and becomes “Nick-Chick”. He’s a helper of good ‘ol Saint Nicholas. He heads off with presents for those who can use the help. This year, Nick-Chick is focusing on things that have been in short supply due to the Brandon Administration and their supposed ‘Bidenomics‘ […]
I am so offended!
Yes… Very offended! How do I get the cancel culture to respond to this horrible attack on my person with this hideous song propagated on YouTube? Oh, if this was about some Chicken that was sexually fluid or had crossed into the United States by illegal means they would be covering the story on all […]
Enrollment Period – Again
I know you’ve noticed. Everyone see’s ’em. Several times a day and night various celebrities appear on a screen telling you it’s Enrollment Period – Again! These once famous personalities state that they can get you so many new benefits if you contact them for a free review. We’ve seen sports legends and old TV […]
Ice Skating Sweetheart
Despite the new Olympic boycott of U.S. diplomats, Ice Skating Sweetheart, Tonya Chicken, prepares for her debut in Beijing Olympics. Mrs. Chicken is so proud of her niece qualifying for the individual trophy in ice dancing. Traditionally, ice dancing is done in pairs. This is a new event for the Winter Olympics. Each four years […]
People’s Choice Winner
With the lowest viewership ever recorded, it’s a safe bet to assume that you didn’t see I won my People’s Choice Award tonight. As I entered the lobby walking to the auditorium, there were no media hosts or even fans trying to get a snapshot. No interviews or even a question shouted. If fact, I […]
VP Voodoo Doll Video
My nephew Chucky Chicken was one of those easy going types. He can change his appearance of thoughts or opinions depending on whomever he is talking with. He’s really developed it into an art. So much so that he was able to waltz his way into the Biden White house administration. Specifically, he is a […]