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Woke Olympic Event

Woke Olympic Event

Each cycle of Olympic games brings a new series of events that reflects trends, positions, and demands that corporate sponsors want to add to broaden the total events. This year, the highly anticipated event was added to the floor exercises under gymnastics. It is the Trans-Bisexual-Crossdressing Exhibition LGBTQ-xyz Drama brought to life on the gymnastic […]

Olympic Chicktopian

Olympic Chicktopian

At the last minute, the International Olympic Community, IOC, has accepted the sports group called Chicktopia.  This group is an organization of fellow relatives of Chainsaw Chicken. Watch for their members participating in gymnastics, diving, track and field and other events. “We owe the pressure on the IOC from Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Biden. With out […]

Is it a compliment?

Is it a compliment?

Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]

Crime Out of Control

Crime Out of Control

Crime is out of control. Look at the latest tragedy.  One of my dear sweet cousins joined the ranks of the cult-like, ritualistic slaughter of chicken for this summer. My cousin was so consumed by the heat of the flames that all distinguishing traits were destroyed. We can’t even tell the sex. “This will probably […]

Big Deal, Zuck!

Big Deal, Zuck!

Many of you saw the nation-wide coverage of Ol’ Zuck balancing on his multi thousand dollar electric foil surf board waiving Old Glory. Supposedly happening on the 4th of July, in a publicity stunt meant to re-affirm his patriotic intent for his company and all it stands for to the U.S of A. Not shown […]

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July! God Bless America from the Chainsaw Chicken family! In just about any other country, I would be drawn and quartered and given to KFC but here, I can say the truth about things and tell it like it really happens. Even if the head man wears aviator glasses or has an […]

Evolution Disturbed

Evolution Disturbed

Scientist and evolutionist were elated when they heard that a huge block of ice was discovered that encased a prehistoric cave man. It was found at the foot of the glacier out-cropping near Yellowstone Park. Just as suddenly they were mystified and dismayed when they learned that the totally preserved,  fully encased body was apparently […]

New Harvard Chaplain

New Harvard Chaplain

Harvard University has selected a man who does not believe in God to be the school’s chief chaplain. Chief Chaplain Epstein Chicken now serves as Harvard’s Humanist Chaplain. Also,the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) Humanist Chaplain, as well as Convener for Ethical Life at the MIT Office of Religious, Spiritual, and Ethical Life. “We don’t […]

Bridges over foamy waters

Bridges over foamy waters

I’m reminded of the time I was at a country dance bar with Mrs. Chicken’s niece. We were dancing it up for hours and drinking the suds to keep cool and hydrated. Now, I know what you are thinking but it is all ‘platonic‘… really. We had one room but we each had a separate […]