Seems I am making things worse… Open to Suggestions on Defeating this act!
Merger Signed
In the bustling city of Megapolis, two vastly different companies were about to embark on an unexpected journey that would forever change the landscape of their industries. On one side was Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd., a renowned global sarcasm website known for its finger-in-the-eye humor, and on the other was Toylandia, a whimsical toy company […]
Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site
Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
We Need More Eggs
With the price doubling and tripling on eggs, Chainsaw Chicken knows a business opportunity when he see it! It’s just like what Rahm Emanuel said… “Never let a crisis go to waste”. Because of this opportunity, Chainsaw has taken to the coop, along with the other chickens, to generate eggs for the willing consumers. “I […]
Too Much Christmas Cheer?
We had a Christmas party this year at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. Everyone had a great time. We had a White Elephant gift exchange. Every time someone exchanged a gift, we all had to take a drink. Soon, the room reeked of Egg Nog and Spiced Rum mixed with some Mountain Dew. I have to […]
Strange Bedfellows
Strange Bedfellows? Could be… Rumors swirl that the FTX Corp team all lived together in a ‘poly’ relationship with each other. Sam Bankman-Fried is said to recruit guests to join the dynamics of their group. Here we see Chainsaw evidently being welcomed into the fold. No news of Representative Water’s status within the group. Some […]
My FTX Tragedy
I’ve been trying to call and text FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried all day. I get nothing! No call backs or replying text. I want to know what to do! With the news that FTX has failed and filed for protection from the courts and that Sammy-boy is in trouble with the authorities, I needed […]
Tyson Exec Sleepwalking
The chief financial officer of Tyson Chicken was arrested in Arkansas over the weekend after he entered a random woman’s home while intoxicated and fell asleep in her bed, according to police. The CFO, was found asleep at the home in Fayetteville on Sunday at 2:05 a.m., according to the preliminary arrest report. Tyson’s headquarters […]
New A.I. Competitor
The new money making idea in the corporate world is artificial intelligence. Called A.I. The usual names we all think of have been investing Billions into this technology. All in the hopes to come out ahead of the rest of the pack to get the ‘big bucks’. Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has jumped into the […]
‘Chickens Magazine’ Cover
Now, Chainsaw Chicken has joined the ranks of Christie Brinkley, Chrissy Teigen, Farrah Fawcett and Alfred E. Newman as successful magazine cover models. Check the news stands for this months issue of ‘Chickens Magazine’. There you will find Chainsaw enjoying a plate full of morning fresh eggs. From this exposure big things have been happening. […]