The Significance of Time…. The significance,…of… time. So much to ponder. Much has been said, in fact, a significant amount of time has been spent on the significance of time. Why such a significant amount of time? Let’s toss this word salad high in the air. Let us use the example of a yellow school […]
Trying Out Spoonerism
The night ended with a soft thud as Chainsaw whacked himself in the head with his elbow. Mrs. Chicken, fighting back laughter, snuggled closer. “Maybe Thursdays are just for back rubs, Chainsaw,” she whispered. Over breakfast the next day, Chainsaw regaled their neighbor with his tale of their Tantric spooning innovation. The neighbor, doubled over […]
Google Gemini Fowled Up
Google said it plans to relaunch its artificial intelligence image generation software within the next few weeks after taking it offline in response to an uproar over what critics called “absurdly woke” depictions of historical scenes. Though the Gemini chatbot remains up and running, Google paused its image AI feature last week after it generated […]
KFC Payback with Wasabi
I guess this American KFC Tweet — relayed through a Japanese account — is some kind of compliment. A clumsy attempt to piggy-back on my popularity. But fine, let’s call it what it is: fried flattery. You know the old maxim:“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” — Oscar […]
Tribute Prequel
Toonpool.com features a cartoon that eerily captures the birth of Chainsaw Chicken: two ordinary chickens anxiously watching a giant egg, only to have the occupant inside shatter it open — not with claws or beak, but with a roaring chainsaw. Was it psychic vision? A drunken fever dream? Or just weird coincidence? Regardless, this cartoon […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]
More Proof I’m Banned
More Proof I’m Banned, Simply do a Google search of images for ‘Chainsaw Chicken’ and see what you get. All kinds of crap and name borrowing competitors and NOTHING of the 600 plus images on Chainsaw Chicken. But if you do the same search on Bing, look at the result below. It demonstrates my point […]
Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site
Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
My Metaverse
Welcome to my metaverse. I am the supreme leader here. I control everything. I control how you feel. I am the one that gives pleasure to you and ultimately, to myself. There is nothing in my metaverse that I don’t totally influence, inhibit, accept or reject. In my metaverse you exist at my choice. You […]
