I know you’ve noticed. Everyone see’s ’em. Several times a day and night various celebrities appear on a screen telling you it’s Enrollment Period – Again! These once famous personalities state that they can get you so many new benefits if you contact them for a free review. We’ve seen sports legends and old TV […]
Ice Skating Sweetheart
Despite the new Olympic boycott of U.S. diplomats, Ice Skating Sweetheart, Tonya Chicken, prepares for her debut in Beijing Olympics. Mrs. Chicken is so proud of her niece qualifying for the individual trophy in ice dancing. Traditionally, ice dancing is done in pairs. This is a new event for the Winter Olympics. Each four years […]
People’s Choice Winner
With the lowest viewership ever recorded, it’s a safe bet to assume that you didn’t see I won my People’s Choice Award tonight. As I entered the lobby walking to the auditorium, there were no media hosts or even fans trying to get a snapshot. No interviews or even a question shouted. If fact, I […]
VP Voodoo Doll Video
My nephew Chucky Chicken was one of those easy going types. He can change his appearance of thoughts or opinions depending on whomever he is talking with. He’s really developed it into an art. So much so that he was able to waltz his way into the Biden White house administration. Specifically, he is a […]
Crossing State Lines
He’s crossing State lines! Yes! Chainsaw is crossing State lines! Quick! Call the alphabet media! You have trouble watching any news broadcast that doesn’t seem to include that line. Especially when it’s about something linked to an opposing political point of view. But as Chainsaw points out, what if we applied this standard to other […]
Biden Medical Video Leaked
In a unexpected mysterious event, President Joe Biden’s Colonoscopy video was leaked today. Rumor has it that it this my have come from the Vice President’s office in retaliation to the negative press leaked to CNN regarding the feud between the two office holders may be having. While recording the video procedure is nothing new, […]
New Chainsaw 8-Ball
It’s about time. In an agreement with Mattel, Chainsaw has introduced a new version of their classic ‘Magic 8-Ball’. Many of us remember friends sitting around cross-legged in a circle. Each of us taking our turn asking the magic ball a deep and secret question out loud, then inverting the ball to see the answer […]
Jimmy is so happy
My cousin Jimmy Chicken was so happy that he was able to have some private moments with the 39th President, Jimmy Carter. Here’s a transcript of the meeting. Jimmy Chicken said to the President, “Hello, Mr. President. I really, really appreciate you allowing me to chat with you for a few minutes”. “It is my […]
The transcendental chicken
♫ Hare Krishna ♫ Hare Krishna ♫ Krishna, Krishna ♫ Hare Hare… ‘Ching’ sounded the finger cymbals at the end of the chant. Mahavishnu Chicken closed his eyes, breathed in the incense smoke of sandalwood and chanted “Gunga galunga… Gunga, gunga-galunga”. ‘Ching-Ching” again chimed the cymbals. Mahavishnu Chicken continued to chant with expectations of connecting […]
New lobby sign
Following the lead of oh so many corporations and major businesses, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has taken to updating and posting a new ‘credo’ that is a statement as to the beliefs held by the corporation. We place a very large framed poster welcoming all those that venture into the lobby of our web site. […]