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New Twitter Blue

New Twitter Blue

Chainsaw received an unrequested email the other day about Twitter Blue. Twitter’s latest attempt to upgrade its self. Here it is.. “Are you ready to take Twitter to the next level? Meet Twitter Blue. The Twitter experience you’ve been dreaming of has finally landed. Welcome to Twitter Blue: a premium feature subscription that gives you […]

“Hi” – The Microsoft Way

“Hi” – The Microsoft Way

Recently, Microsoft used the opening of their annual online presentation of  ‘ignite” to exemplify their awareness of their own cultural robbery of the land their campus is located on, then they tried to address the social awareness by setting the standards and giving a descriptions to all whom may be watching. Chainsaw wanted to do […]

Woke Detox Center

Woke Detox Center

Many have talked about some kind of treatment for woke-ism. There have been jokes and comments of it being needed. Even James Carville stated after the Virginia governor’s race that the democrats needed a ‘woke detox center‘ in order to get things back on track to try to win at the upcoming midterms. Never being […]

It’s another dog whistle

It’s another dog whistle

It’s another dog whistle… I keep hearing that. Dog whistles seem to be everywhere. So I went to the pet store and bought the biggest dog whistle I could find. I was after the real big dogs. Once I got it out of the packaging. I tried to read the instructions. My problem is I […]

D.C. Badboys

D.C. Badboys

If you’ve been around a few years, you’ve heard of them. The D.C. Badboys. Chainsaw assembled this group on his porch one day to reminisce. Now lay back, close your eyes and think of these infamous personalities. We’ve all heard of President Biden’s troublesome son, Hunter Biden. His antics keep Joe in a dither, that […]

An Open Apology

An Open Apology

Hello everyone. I’m Chainsaw Chicken. Thank you all for tuning in and connecting to this message. It is my hope that the tens of thousands of you that see this message will understand and appreciate this open apology I wish to make. Everyone here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd, all the IT people, the advertising […]

#PoopyPantsBiden

#PoopyPantsBiden

#PoopyPantsBiden That’s the terrible hash tag reaching the highest positions on the social media sites. It is even beating out #LetsGoBrandon or #EmptyShelvesBiden! But where did this vicious rumor come from? It looks like they came from websites with headlines such as “#PoopyPantsBiden trends after President’s ‘bathroom accident’ amid meeting with Pope” as well as […]

The Thinker Discussion

The Thinker Discussion

Chainsaw Chicken was visiting the city gardens with his niece, Rose Blossom Chicken. They came across a replica of ‘The Thinker’ statue prominently centered in the acreage. Both of them stood and gazed at the statue, taking in the details sculpted in the figure. The discussion soon turned to the creative origin of this Rodin […]

Throuple Pics Discovered

Throuple Pics Discovered

Somehow, someway, someone released these private pictures taken during our… ahh….my…ahh… sleepover. I had invited Daisy Duck and Chicken Little for some drinks and kicks. We have done this before but Daisy said she wanted to have some throuple pics she could use to torment Donald, her husband. It seems Daisy and Donald had developed […]