What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]
Balloon Owner Discovered
“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]
Chinese Spy Balloon Handled
Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]
There’s No ‘There’ There
I just don’t get it! “There’s no ‘There’ there”. Don’t you all understand? If you are told “There no ‘There’ there” you need to understand it. Reminds me of those old movies of where a cop is guiding people away from a horrible accident… “Move along, Nothing to see here“. You need to understand this. […]
Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested
After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]
More Biden Documents
I was taking a tour of the Penn-Biden institute. I had been invited to join a group of post-graduate student that had a one-half of one percent top I.Q. They showed us many rooms and wall certificates from countries all over the world. There were also letters of appreciation and trophies. That was all fine […]
Giving Keynote at Davos
For the third time in as many years, Chainsaw has been asked to be the keynote speaker at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Internal documents from Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been leaked on the talking points of the conference. Other guests will be speaking about the following; Purposeful degrading of North American […]
My New Buddy, Klaus
My new buddy is Klaus. He’s this German guy who runs some special group in Europe that thinks they should rule the world, cull the human species and control the ones that live. Here he is giving me the sacred scroll of membership into the new world order. He’s teaching me how to speak to […]
I feel better now
I really do feel better now. Just had my last ECT treatment. The full medical name is Electroconvulsive therapy. Things seem so much clearer now. Why did I ever question things like the elections, vaccinations, origins of covid, the ‘laptop from hell’ and soy being put in everything? Sure, I was a little obsessive about […]
Go Home Chainsaw!
It seems that Chainsaw’s brand of focusing on truth and real information is not appreciated in all locations. Hanging in effigy from a multi-floor building in Old Town Portland, Oregon is a rubber chicken and the words painted next to it, “Go Home – Chainsaw”! “Some people just can’t stand hearing the reality of the […]