With a roar of her motorcycle engine then popping a wheelie as she zoomed to a stop in front of the outdoor press meeting, Hillary Clinton announced her new book to the local press in Scranton, PA. In a PR stunt trying to leverage the wide spread popularity of Chainsaw Chicken, she wore a full […]
Let’s go Brandon
Last week, my cousin Brandon Chicken was at the Boston College vs Clemson game. Just like what is happening all over the country at football, baseball, soccer (nee football), NASCAR races, school board meetings..(well, maybe not school board meeting.. yet). The crowd, usually in outdoor settings spontaneously begin to chant “Let’s go Brandon”. But is […]
Available for Kindle
A flash from the past. Yes, my first book offered back in 2016 is available on Kindle. Take a look on Amazon and you will see this 109 page download of thoughts and stories with photos, just like you see on the web site.
Biden Remote Controller
The pool camera feed panned left momentarily and a stunning image was seen by the people still watching President Biden’s speech. It was the infamous Darth Chicken, the string puller in the White House. The Biden Remote Controller. “Shitzen!” shouted Darth Chicken using his new Biden Remote Controller. “Put your hand down, Joe”…. Darth continued […]
New Emoji
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had their emoji submitted and then rejected. This was the third time. Now it took a legal suit to get Apple, Inc to finally agree to accept this submission. What changed their minds? It was simple. Chainsaw obtained a copy of the submission request put forth by the socialist agency that […]
Here’s Mud in Your Eye!
Profound Biden Wisdom
In a recent interview of the First Family, Chainsaw Chicken engaged the Biden’s from one of their multiple vacations in their Delaware home. As they responded to Chainsaw’s ‘softball’ questions, suddenly the world was given a lengthy explanation by the President that he believes could be the answer to many problems he sees in the […]
A.O.C. Stole Her Idea!
It was so embarrassing for Mrs. Chicken. She was really trying to make a very important point when she attended the Gala at the Met in New York.. This was s message to everyone by noticing her dress. Maybe even some press. She wanted to let people know that vegetarians have other options rather than […]
Hair sniffing isn’t so bad
For the last several years we’ve all been hearing about certain executives that we see on the news each night being accused of hair sniffing young women. I must admit, at first it did not sound appealing to me at all. Running around sniffing the hair of pre-teen and teens with some form of delight. […]
Wuhan Lab Discovery
Guest scientist Fauci Chicken has been working non-stop for months at the Wuhan Labs, in order to try to avoid the similarities of the issues with Merek’s Disease and Covid-19. Here is what Wikipediphile says about Merek’s Disease in chickens: (look for yourself under ‘Prevention’ at the link below) “Because vaccination does not prevent infection […]