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World Cup Upset

World Cup Upset

The world watched as a late entry team competed in the FIFA World Cup. Utilizing the current popular trend of claiming ‘equity’ as a point of contention, the Country of Chicktopia was shoehorned into the playoffs in Qatar (pronounced gĭ-tär′ – probably electric). It was a rather dull match against the team from Country of Iran. […]

Mud Hens Catcher

Mud Hens Catcher

One of the lessor known members of the Mud Hens was their catcher, named Rudy ‘Bath House’ Chicken. Rudy was a very friendly guy to the team. Always the funny guy in the locker room, especially in the showers.  He was known to frequent bath houses in each city the team traveled to. That’s how […]

Poultry Pugilist

Poultry Pugilist

Here’s a piece of sports trivia that most do not know. A Poultry Pugilist. Between the years of 1909 to 1913, Henry ‘Bantam’ Roosterio was the champion of Bare Knuckle Fighting. His record was 178 wins and one loss. Most of these fights were held in abandoned warehouses, open parking lots and in some barn […]

Skippy & Scooter Luge

Skippy & Scooter Luge

Little did we know that after recently celebrating the blessed wedding of Scooter and Skippy, we would get a glimpse of their honeymoon. It seems that the two have slipped under the radar and were actually members of the U.S. Olympic team that headed for the Genocide Olympic Games from Beijing. Their event is the […]

Ice Skating Sweetheart

Ice Skating Sweetheart

Despite the new Olympic boycott of U.S. diplomats, Ice Skating Sweetheart, Tonya Chicken, prepares for her debut in Beijing Olympics. Mrs. Chicken is so proud of her niece qualifying for the individual trophy in ice dancing.  Traditionally, ice dancing is done in pairs. This is a new event for the Winter Olympics. Each four years […]

Let’s go Brandon

Let’s go Brandon

Last week, my cousin Brandon Chicken was at the Boston College vs Clemson game. Just like what is happening all over the country at football, baseball, soccer (nee football), NASCAR races, school board meetings..(well, maybe not school board meeting.. yet). The crowd, usually in outdoor settings spontaneously begin to chant “Let’s go Brandon”. But is […]

So what… I slipped!

So what… I slipped!

Did you see this on NBC’s coverage of the 2020/2021 summer 0lympics? Probably not. Let me recap it for you. The scene opens with a morning shot of Mt. Fuji overlooking the Olympic village. Then dissolves to the view of the platform driving structures. “Hello Everyone! Ralph Murdock here. We take you to the 7 […]