I’m speaking to the husbands in this editorial. Ever had the li’l lady tell you she was going to go out for a drink or two with friends from work? One of the ‘girls’ is going threw some tough times Oh yes… Sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? Her and a couple of female friends from […]
Tribute Toy
If you remember Black and White television, the Beatles visiting New York City or ‘Leave it to Beaver’ on TV, you probably remember the Dipping Bird. Now, back by popular demand, Ronco with K-tel records and Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd is offering a commemorative tribute replica for sale. Granted, we’ve made a few changes. Most […]
The Girls Showers
With a noticeable tremble in his hands and his voice, Chainsaw swallowed hard and dabbed the sweat beads on his brow. “This….. is…. the…the… girls showers!” He paused, moving around, shifting his weight from one foot to another…. “This was sacred ground when I was in school. It was literally ‘no mans land’ to us […]
Chicken who?
“Hello there! How ya doing? Are your enjoying this county fair?” Chainsaw asked as he worked his way through the poultry exhibits. No answer came from the red chicken he was addressing. “I’m a sponsor of this area of the exhibit. That’s my logo behind you and you can see my web site address plastered […]
Smiling Assassin
Tragedy reared it’s ugly head in our home this week. When Mrs. Chicken and I returned from the gala at the Met, we found Rodney, our neighbor. He likes, ahhh…(pause) ‘liked’ to dress as if he was a member of our family. He was watching the summer finale of America’s Got Talent at our place […]
Machu Picchu Lawn Service
Isn’t Machu Picchu beautiful? The stone and grass make such a pleasing image. But you might be asking, “Grass? At 8,000 feet above sea-level? How curious. That must take a real professional yard service to keep it all looking so neat and trimmed with such color”. Let me introduce to you how these patches of […]
Treasure Found
What a good find! I have been looking for this 45 since 1963. It’s called “Chicken Feed” performed by ‘Bent Fabric and his piano’. Now you say, “who’s that???” Some will remember his hit “Alley Cat“, a tune that may be more familiar by hearing than knowing the title. ‘Chicken Feed’ is a record […]
New Mustache
The other day I was digging around in my underwear drawer trying to find a special pair I had for anniversary and birthday occasions. I kept pulling the drawer out further and further, but they were gone. One can only speculate as to where they ended up. However, I did find something I had completely […]
Chicken Scratch
Chainsaw has submitted his autobiography for publication. We have an excerpt from the coming Best Seller called “Chicken Scratch” Eddie’s Security
New Hatchling Arrives
Welcomes were given out today to the chicken family. Meet Chicky, the first to hatch in the latest brood at the coop. What Difference?