Henrietta Pluck was always the kind of girl that seemed to be a trouble magnet. In middle school she was involved in a money scandal when she ran the student store and was accused of skimming a little something off everything she sold. Suddenly, a 5 cent pencil was a quarter. College rule notebook paper […]
Genocide Games Zamboni
Have you been watching the Genocide Olympic Games from Beijing? Have you noticed how smooth and flawless the ice is? After all those skaters from hockey or ice dancing cutting grooves it can be pretty tricky for the competitors. They don’t show it much on the coverage but you should know that it’s Chainsaw Chicken […]
New Mandate to Obey!
“Hello and thank you all for attending this zoom corporate call transmitted world wide to all the Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd, facilities, branch offices, remote locations and those of you who are working from home” said Chainsaw. “As the CEO and President of Chainsaw Chicken International and having well over 100 employees, we are subject […]
Ombudsman Statement
“Let me introduce myself. My name is Theodor T. Turkey. You can call me Tom… Tom Turkey. I am the required Ombudsman appointed by the Internet Counsel of Blogging Standards.Yes… We call it I.C.B.S., while some refer to us as I See Bull S**t.” “The typical duties of an ombudsman are to investigate complaints and […]
500th Posting
That’s right folks! This is the 500th posting on our site. These 500 postings go all the way back to 2015. Back then, we used to post short captions like you would see on a comics page in the paper but I decided to gravitate to a long format in order to allow more of […]
New Psychic Network
I’m sure you’ve seen the billboards and late night TV commercials for the New Psychic Network. Chainsaw launched a new enterprise this year because of all the unpredictable things happening to everyone. Now, you can give Chainsaw a visit to put those important matters to rest. You can walk away confidently knowing you have all […]
Crossing State Lines
He’s crossing State lines! Yes! Chainsaw is crossing State lines! Quick! Call the alphabet media! You have trouble watching any news broadcast that doesn’t seem to include that line. Especially when it’s about something linked to an opposing political point of view. But as Chainsaw points out, what if we applied this standard to other […]
New lobby sign
Following the lead of oh so many corporations and major businesses, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has taken to updating and posting a new ‘credo’ that is a statement as to the beliefs held by the corporation. We place a very large framed poster welcoming all those that venture into the lobby of our web site. […]
New Twitter Blue
Chainsaw received an unrequested email the other day about Twitter Blue. Twitter’s latest attempt to upgrade its self. Here it is.. “Are you ready to take Twitter to the next level? Meet Twitter Blue. The Twitter experience you’ve been dreaming of has finally landed. Welcome to Twitter Blue: a premium feature subscription that gives you […]
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