Just when I thought that I was totally being cancelled and marginalized along comes a hand made card. Is was from a group of gents spending some quiet time in the Gander Hill Prison at Wilmington, Delaware. Wow! How uplifting. Seems there are a few prisons in this system that are allowed some internet viewing. […]
Group session was typical
Just another Tuesday, literally. Every Tuesday, rain or shine, I have a group session with some other fellows. I don’t know how they select the members of our group. We don’t seem to have much in common for sure. In fact, we don’t say much in the session. I’m not afraid to talk but they […]
Deep Woods Threesome
“Hey guys! What new?” asked Chainsaw at his weekly coffee meeting with Ronald McDonald and Sasquatch. Sas (what friends call Sasquatch) and RonnieMac (Ronald McDonald) turned to watch Chainsaw lower his posterior on to the bench slowly with a grown, just as seen in that classic Progressive Insurance commercial about turning into your parents. “You […]
Available for Kindle
A flash from the past. Yes, my first book offered back in 2016 is available on Kindle. Take a look on Amazon and you will see this 109 page download of thoughts and stories with photos, just like you see on the web site.
Turkey Invasion
It was a Turkey Invasion at my uncle’s home! What a slaughter! My uncle, George ‘Patton‘ Chicken knew how to deal with the intruders. With his home defense bat in the ready position you could hear him say famous lines from his namesake movie… “When you put your hand in a pile of goo that […]
Here’s Mud in Your Eye!
The Mrs. had a tough night
I’m speaking to the husbands in this editorial. Ever had the li’l lady tell you she was going to go out for a drink or two with friends from work? One of the ‘girls’ is going threw some tough times Oh yes… Sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? Her and a couple of female friends from […]
Tribute Toy
If you remember Black and White television, the Beatles visiting New York City or ‘Leave it to Beaver’ on TV, you probably remember the Dipping Bird. Now, back by popular demand, Ronco with K-tel records and Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd is offering a commemorative tribute replica for sale. Granted, we’ve made a few changes. Most […]
The Girls Showers
With a noticeable tremble in his hands and his voice, Chainsaw swallowed hard and dabbed the sweat beads on his brow. “This….. is…. the…the… girls showers!” He paused, moving around, shifting his weight from one foot to another…. “This was sacred ground when I was in school. It was literally ‘no mans land’ to us […]
Chicken who?
“Hello there! How ya doing? Are your enjoying this county fair?” Chainsaw asked as he worked his way through the poultry exhibits. No answer came from the red chicken he was addressing. “I’m a sponsor of this area of the exhibit. That’s my logo behind you and you can see my web site address plastered […]